Qr Code Adventurer Pillows

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

American style Greek cafe.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Alphabet soup

"I've been an accountant, an actuary, an advertising exec, an administrator, an architect, an art director, and an auditor, and now I'd like to move on to the B's."

Kid tries to plug in a book.

'My teacher was right about how many words you can make with just twenty six letters.'

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

Arcarde Patrol

"My alphabet soup doesn't make any sense. How do I run it through spell check?"

'Let's have a race to say the alphabet.'

"Sir, one of the floor models is turning off customers, and I think it's doing it on purpose."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs."

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.