Health Code Hero Pillows

"We're not a seafood restaurant -- this building has a pretty severe lobster infestation."

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

The Three Wise Queens

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Keyworker

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Dancing Doctor

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Fighting Covid

Medical personnel give their hearts

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Fighting the Pandemic

Booster shots

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'What's holding him up?'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'