Health Hero Pillows

2021

"The surgery went well. It had spread, but I'm quite confident we got it all."

Men's Health Screenings.

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

Drive Thru Blood Donor Clinic.

'Life was moving along at a nice, steady pace, then I hit middle age and my life hot-flashed before my eyes!'

Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room

'Was that a good 'hmmm' or a bad 'hmmm'?'

"Of course in return for extra money you'll have some new responsibilities - juvenile crime, global warming, that sort of thing....'

Burn out

'I can see you're going to be a bit of a challenge.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

"My job is to confirm your 15 prescriptions are compatible."

GPs urged to take on extra responsibility.

'This isn't a prescription. It's this week's grocery list.'

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

Planes drop vaccines over a city

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I knew she'd pull through. She's a real fighter."

Covid injected with vaccine

Trick or Treatment.

'If you haven't been in Borneo, then the damn thing is spreading.'

People rushing into 'School of nursing' while a man reads 'Nation in nursing crisis'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

"Please excuse him...interns always worry patients don't think they're real doctors!"

"We can go with the hormone-replacement therapy or skip straight to the husband replacement."

Welcome 2021

"And this is what happens when I eat a peanut."

Coronavirus at Market

The Three Wise Queens

"Armed!"

Running from Covid and Ambushed by Influenza

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

Warning: Vaccination side effects may include cold and flu symptoms, mild fatigue, and feelings of extreme gratitude.

'I not only cured the disease, but also each and every complicating side effect...