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Mutant coronavirus

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

Prof. H. Heimlich - 'Sorry, the professor is out doing Heimlich maneuvers.'

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Well, well, well...'

The Three Wise Queens

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Fighting Covid

Medical personnel give their hearts

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

Keyworker

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Booster shots

Distance to avoid contagion

Fighting the Pandemic

Corona Funeral

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

EU Vaccine approval