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Mutant coronavirus

Muggers nick nurses bag only to be showered in syringes

Prof. H. Heimlich - 'Sorry, the professor is out doing Heimlich maneuvers.'

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Well, well, well...'

The Three Wise Queens

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Keyworker

Medical personnel give their hearts

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

Fighting Covid

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Booster shots

Distance to avoid contagion

Fighting the Pandemic

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Corona Funeral

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Coronavirus world

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

Advances in Third World Healthcare

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'