Healthcare Heroes Admirer Pillows

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2021 !

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

Keyworker

Medical personnel give their hearts

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Booster shots

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

Corona Funeral

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

COVID 19

EU Vaccine approval

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"We'll have someone to help you as soon as we've recruited and trained them. Shouldn't be more than 5 or 6 years!"

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'I only got up for a drink of water, and a queue's formed next to my bed.'