Health Journey Hero Pillows

"If you follow my orders and break those bad habits, you'll be in as good a shape as you've never been."

'What you need is some negative growth.'

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Well, well, well...'

The Three Wise Queens

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Keyworker

Fighting Covid

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

Medical personnel give their hearts

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Distance to avoid contagion

Booster shots

Fighting the Pandemic

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'Did you remove my appendix? Yes, both of them.'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Advances in Third World Healthcare

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."