Health Journey Warrior Pillows

Man climbing Mount 'Fad-Diet'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'Well, well, well...'

"Your contents have shifted."

Be Healthy

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Exercising

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

"I told him he should have trained more."

Shrinks in heaven

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Burnout Syndrome...

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

'What are you eating now?'