Hiking Hero Gifts

'Ok, ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes round the tree ..'

“My secret is lots of hills and meeting new people.”

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."

"No, I can't just fire you up one of those stone oven pizzas."

"Ah...the perfect balance between man and nature."

'Do you think he knows we're carrying beef sandwiches?'

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

"If your backpack seems a little heavy, it's because I packed all our electronic devices. I feel more secure with them nearby."

"Hey. . . in use!"

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"Come on help me out, which bit of information am I supposed to be processing here?"

Fly Fishing

The Hobby Store

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."