Heritage Warrior Gifts

Protecting Historic Landmarks

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"We missed you at church Sunday."

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"Not tonight, Jon. I have to clean for the cleaning lady."

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'You're too aggressive.'

Planner at work.

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

'Actually, I find the destroying more satisfying than the nation-building.'

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

Psychotic mood swing.

Vote

The Eternal Battle Over Who Is More Tired

Bridezilla

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

"Daddy, I know you gave me away, but can you take me back?"

Boris Johnson related to Mummy

'Once upon a time there were some me with big sticks, and these men, they said to everyone else...'

GOP: 'I didn't come to Washington to champion the midle class! There's no money in that!'

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

"Shoo!"

Second marriage vows.

Pass It Down Economics...

'If he's forgotten my birthday again, he can cook his own supper!'

A young boy walking in an old man's footsteps