Highway Warriors Mugs

Road Rage Highway

Thru versus Through Traffic

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Are we there yet?'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

The Forever Stamp

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Say speed

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

"This can't be good."

'I need both hands for steering.'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.