Tough Road Warriors Mugs

'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Are we there yet?'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"This can't be good."

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

'I need both hands for steering.'

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

'Doctor, your road rage patient is here.'

A Semicolon.

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

Honk if you're holy.

Road Buddies