Road Trip Warriors Mugs

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

'I don't want to hear another 'Are we there yet?'. And that goes for you kids too!'

Exactly what does it take to get you to pull over and ask for directions?

'That guy just gave us the prong!'

'A family car trip.' 'Contents Under Pressure.'

Whine Country: 'Are we there yet!?' Wally is makin' faces at me!' Whhhhy Nottt?'

'Are we there yet?'

"I can't believe we have to drive all this way without any decent entertainment in the car."

Caution: Multi-ton vehicles driven by morons barrelling along, next billion miles.

"The great thing about a long vacation is you come home refreshed and feeling new! With our batteries recharged we're once again ready to take on the wor..."

3-Way Traffic Ahead

"That's a service they offer for parents traveling on vacation with their kids."

'This would be really beautiful if it were prettier.'

Converge Center - Merge Left, Merge Right.

Springvale...Gateway to the Not-So-Great Anymore Outdoors.

Man stood outside car in traffic jam, seat strapped to his back.

'This is why you don't bring a Smart Car into bear country!'

'Please help! My coworkers and I are being held hostage at the Express Sign Company! Call police!'

The human cannonball on vacation with his family.

Adopt-a-Highway Next 2 Miles: National Hang Gliders Association.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Are we broke yet?'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right