Stairway Explorer Pillows

'Can you stop messing with that slinky and come on in.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'Outside with that!'

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

Dead Scientists Climbs DNA Stairway to Heaven.

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

'You're away, Doc!'

"Can't find your office, doc?"

Guru in a maze.

"It's a nice unit, but there may be a faint odor from the last tenant..." "Yeah, enough to make you faint."

Unusual Staircase

"Looks like beach weather."

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

Romance on the Subway

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

"And it's close to the subway."

"You won't gain weight drinking beer here. The bathroom is three flights up."

Beginner Level Escalators

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

Teacher's Lounge

"We didn't have these cushy escalators when I was a calf. No siree. We had to jump. And I still have the scars to prove it. Wanna see 'em?"

"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

Weight Loss Center on top of huge stairway used to get to the top.

'See - they always find their way home.'

"I volunteered for this position because it's good for my cardio."

The coward's way out.

"Regale me with more tales of the outside world."