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'Can you stop messing with that slinky and come on in.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'Outside with that!'

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Dead Scientists Climbs DNA Stairway to Heaven.

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

"Can't find your office, doc?"

Guru in a maze.

'You're away, Doc!'

"It's a nice unit, but there may be a faint odor from the last tenant..." "Yeah, enough to make you faint."

Unusual Staircase

"Looks like beach weather."

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

Romance on the Subway

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

"And it's close to the subway."

"You won't gain weight drinking beer here. The bathroom is three flights up."

"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."

Teacher's Lounge

Beginner Level Escalators

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

Weight Loss Center on top of huge stairway used to get to the top.

"I volunteered for this position because it's good for my cardio."

'See - they always find their way home.'

The coward's way out.

"Come on! You can do this!!"

"I work a lot, so I don't get outside much. THe best I could do is paint my office like the outdoors."