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'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

Texturing the Walls

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Ladder of Success.

James decided to stay in that night.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Thumbing a Lift.

Going Down?

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

Elevator charge $1.00.

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

"I think Henshaw is trying to tell us the corporate ladder is out of order."

The guy who got in on the ground floor

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

Staycation Photos

Santa Elevator

A Fork-lift.

'Going up?'

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious