Stairmaster Training Enthusiast Pillows

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'Hey, dad, I taught the dog to sit!'

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

"Do as many study days as you can."

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

Dead Scientists Climbs DNA Stairway to Heaven.

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

She provided customer service training to a diverse audience.

Unusual Staircase

Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."

Hurdles with Steps

Out of Order.

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Executive board meeting discussing new training strategy.

"You won't gain weight drinking beer here. The bathroom is three flights up."

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."

Beginner Level Escalators

'Oh well, never let it be said you can't handle your booze!'

I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok

"You don't have to sell the farm. There are people who will pay money to lift and carry big tires."

Chinese whispers: "This active listening workshop sounds useful!" "Why would I want to go to Worksop?"

'Hang on, before you wash those have you completed module B/c2 of your mandatory training in 'hand sanitisation' procedures?'

Weight Loss Center on top of huge stairway used to get to the top.

The coward's way out.

Human resources confidentiality.

"I volunteered for this position because it's good for my cardio."

"Come on! You can do this!!"

'Of course, the first rule of effective management is active participation.'