Stair Scaling Aficionado Pillows

Hurdles with Steps

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

King Kongs first christmas

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Texturing the Walls

Ladder of Success.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

Rubbish and Everest

"I think Henshaw is trying to tell us the corporate ladder is out of order."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

Real Estate Depression

Dead Scientists Climbs DNA Stairway to Heaven.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

"The gods really love tight buns."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"It does make a statement."

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

ACME Mutton Co.

TRUMP

'Why are you people following me?'

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

If you rotate the corporate ladder by 90 degrees, you end up with monkey bars.

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

The Top of the Mountain.

Unusual Staircase

Lady Justice using metric scales.

"I don't know - seems like a lot of work."

'I'm not sure precisely what I do, but I know I've got to be on the fifty-second floor...'

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

"You won't gain weight drinking beer here. The bathroom is three flights up."

"You only started bringing me home from the Darby and Joan club because I had a stair life and you couldn't manage stairs any more."