Wall Scaling Enthusiast Pillows

Climbing the Wall.

Career opportunities

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Brickie's Mate

"Here's the weak point."

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

'YOU try telling him!'

Sheep Escalator

Cave Wallpaper

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

Lady Justice using metric scales.

Woman weighing herself sitting on a chair.

Hurdles with Steps

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Michelangelo Caught Creating Graffiti

"It's a dog eat dog world, Finkstrom."

In the Bow Tower rental office

Beginner Level Escalators

"Oh wait, we need to be on the 1-9 North bound escalator to get to the food court."

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

"Holy cow! I've gained eight pounds!"

'Our fare hike will leave service at the same level, just like guess what?'

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'

"President Trump, we Germans know how to build a wall and we know how to stop people from coming over it."