Bathroom Scale Enthusiast Pillows

"I don't think it matters is you choose metric or imperial."

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Never mind how accurate they are -- How DISCREET are they?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

WC problem.

'Oh, for heaven sake, Emily. . . stop cheating and just go on a diet like everyone else!!!'

Man in Bath

WORLD COUNCIL ON GLOBAL WARMING, 'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all - we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

'The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber and the second bathroom saved our marriage.'

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

"The marriage counselor didn't save our marriage. The plumber with the second bathroom saved our marriage."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

Lady Justice using metric scales.

CS558741

Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

Hurdles with Steps

Which one of these things is the soap?

"Skip the job description and tell me how clean and well-lighted your bathrooms are!"

Phone on TV ringing.

People in the shower

'How can you claim we lead the good life when we don't even have a brass toilet paper dispenser?'

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

Hot Water from the bath.