Wall Scaling Enthusiast Gifts

Climbing the Wall.

Career opportunities

'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Brickie's Mate

"Here's the weak point."

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

'YOU try telling him!'

Sheep Escalator

Cave Wallpaper

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

Build bridges, not walls. Unless it's housing. Then it's better to build walls.

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

Lady Justice using metric scales.

Woman weighing herself sitting on a chair.

Hurdles with Steps

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

'Doris, I know how much you weigh. Step on the scale and I'll hand you the fish.'

Michelangelo Caught Creating Graffiti

In the Bow Tower rental office

'It was your choice to escalate this argument...not mine!'

"It's a dog eat dog world, Finkstrom."

Beginner Level Escalators

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'

"It's stuck in overdrive. What should I do?"

"President Trump, we Germans know how to build a wall and we know how to stop people from coming over it."

"Holy cow! I've gained eight pounds!"

'Our fare hike will leave service at the same level, just like guess what?'

"Oh wait, we need to be on the 1-9 North bound escalator to get to the food court."