Building Scaler Gifts

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

The Evolution of the Bonus

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Career opportunities

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Building Sandcastles.

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Critisize your weight.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Do it yourself books.

Lego Haircut

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"First snowman?"

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

Building giant sand pies.

High speed cinder block

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

Building Blocks.

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Stonehenge Sandcastle