Building Scaler Gifts

Peak Mountain Climbing Equipment.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

The Evolution of the Bonus

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

Career opportunities

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Critisize your weight.

Building Sandcastles.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Do it yourself books.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Lego Haircut

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"First snowman?"

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Building Blocks.

High speed cinder block

Building giant sand pies.

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'