"It's not exactly what I had in mind"
Staircase Observer Pillows
Add comfort and character to their space with pillows featuring witty observations or creative designs inspired by the staircase watcher’s unique perspective.
Dinner at the Trapdoors
'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'
"Personally, I'm a doer."
Bee flying to another flower.
"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"
A man looks up at the earth
"When will somebody cut the grass?"
Two airplanes
"Keeping busy?"
'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'
Trump attempting to pull down the thinker
You Know You're Old When...
"Would you like flies with that order?"
Of course he hasn't grown wings yet – You carry him everywhere.
'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'
A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.
"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"
Dead Scientists Climbs DNA Stairway to Heaven.
"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."
"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."
'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'
Unusual Staircase
'Today's agenda - 1:Emerge, 2:Eat, 3:Mate, 4:Die.'
'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'
A flashback on a brief, but happy life.
"I know this is normal but I still feel like I should unfriend her."
'You've been in there for eleven weeks! I've got to pupa!'
'If there is an unlimited supply of something....mortality is that it make our time finite....I think I'll poop on this guy's head.'
'Oh well, never let it be said you can't handle your booze!'
'They do have a dog next door but I've been assured he doesn't bark.'
"So son, this is the no-fly zone I was telling you about: although they are trying to shoot clay pigeons, it is safer to avoid the area altogether..."
Is Gypsy Moth in Your Garden?
Bad Ant Joke
'I'm sure that once the 'new hire' stigma fades, they'll warm up a bit,,,'
Staircase Observer Pillows Collection
Staircase Observer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for staircase observers—funny and clever designs to brighten their mornings.
Staircase Observer Prints
Browse inspiring and humorous prints that beautifully capture the essence of a staircase observer’s perspective.
Staircase Observer T-Shirts
Find stylish t-shirts that celebrate the creative spirit of staircase observers—funny, artistic, and full of personality.