Hoverboard Hero Pillows

"It may make me look dumb, but it's technically just as dangerous as a motorcycle."

"I don't care if the president has them, no face tattoos until you're 13!"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

'Oh, no! A crime wave!'

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

'You know Doug just isn't a morning person. This afternoon's not looking too good, either.'

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

One Man Band

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

"He's at that funny age. It takes twice as long to get over a good time, as to have it."

Before the Hoverboard, there was the Hoverboss.

Princess Anne

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

The All-Terrain Skateboard

'Monday morning is the new Friday night.'

The Zealous Huntsman

'Sorry I'm late, but I'm actually driving one of these things.'

'What's your best seller?'

"Mum! My hoverboard broke!!"

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

"It's all right for you, my job sucks."

Road-rage speedometers.

A handlebar moustache.

"He'd been drunk,he'd been walking past the zoo...there had been something else, but damn he couldn't remember."