Hoverboard Enthusiasts Pillows

Hoverboard Parents

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'No surf?'

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Baby on Surfboard with sign 'Baby on Board'.

Skateboarding

Before the Hoverboard, there was the Hoverboss.

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

"Yo, dude, like I always thought cats were afraid of the water!"

The All-Terrain Skateboard

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

'You go, Paul. I'm going to hold out until they invent hover boards.'

A shark ventriloquist.

"Mum! My hoverboard broke!!"

"Surf's up!"

"It may make me look dumb, but it's technically just as dangerous as a motorcycle."

"I could have gone to Eton but I never had the Sat Nav."

"Maybe I'll stick to crawling..."

Beach warning: elephants!

'Whoah - surfs up!'

"It's a pluot—an apricot that self-identifies as a plum."

"Surfers are thrill seekers son, so we just gave them an extra thrill: they'll be talking about their encounter with us for years..."

'HI, Mom. Meet my significant other.'

'Yes, this is my shortboard: Why?'

"It's an awesome board. However, your dimensions may be a little off."

"Those hoverboards are really catching on."

No snowboarding in this area.

Beijing 2022

The end is rear!

A fat guy at a beach shouting to his ex girlfriend:'I know I don't have his good looks Martha,but I'm six pounds lighter and I surf now!'