Hoverboarding Pillows

"It may make me look dumb, but it's technically just as dangerous as a motorcycle."

"I don't care if the president has them, no face tattoos until you're 13!"

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"Maybe I'll stick to crawling..."

"Mum! My hoverboard broke!!"

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

"I'm just taking the dog for a walk."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

Unicorn Joust

Medieval Knievel

"Stick with CAPS LOCK and SHIFT keys. You are not ready for CONTROL AND COMMAND!"

Free Range Christmas Poultry

"First, I storyboarded it."

'Darling, I told you not to call me at work.'

Before the Hoverboard, there was the Hoverboss.

The All-Terrain Skateboard

'You go, Paul. I'm going to hold out until they invent hover boards.'

A hunter on a horse that is out of control

A woman asking if she can let her little dog join in with the hunt

Grandma's Cupcakes And Details About My Foot Surgery

"Really, Baxter, we expected a bit more team spirit when you came onboard."

A cab driver acting recklessly

'I've got my eye on you.'

Battle of Cedar Creek- Sheridan's Ride

"I resent having to pay for my parents 'baby boomer' pensions, pensions that I'll never be able to afford."

'Now that we've boarded our first class, priority, gold priority, business class, premium and gold star passengers - is there anyone else left?'

'His Mandarin's OK, but he needs extra tuition in differential calculus.'

Horse has bumper sticker which reads: 'HONK if you want a kick in the windscreen.'

Tangled Up in Horse Tack.

"I'm telling you vision boarding works."

'You yellow bellied pansy!'