Keyboarding Pillows

"Stick with CAPS LOCK and SHIFT keys. You are not ready for CONTROL AND COMMAND!"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Lynching on social media

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

Piano Keyboard

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Internet Cafe.

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

The band.

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

Computer Life

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

Thank you

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

Sergey Rahmaninov

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

New technologies.

A 60's pop group

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Cyberwarfare

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"