Keyboarding Pillows

"Stick with CAPS LOCK and SHIFT keys. You are not ready for CONTROL AND COMMAND!"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Lynching on social media

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Piano Keyboard

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Internet Cafe.

The band.

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Computer Life

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

Thank you

Sergey Rahmaninov

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

New technologies.

A 60's pop group

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

Cyberwarfare

Col Pugno