Keyboard Kicker Pillows

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

The Proust of Twitter

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

Internet Cafe.

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

Pianist carrying his instrument.

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Computer Life

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

New technologies.

Cyberwarfare

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

Col Pugno

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Professional football.

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Computer whisperer.