Kitten Kicker Pillows

Cat boxer

"Ninja bread men"

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

'Champions league'

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

Cat Boss

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

Professional football.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

'I bought one and got one free! Best of all, they're both pregnant.'

"It's kittens."

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'Coffee? Kitten?'

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

Kitten Futures

God changes calendar page to a new geologic time period.

Football

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

Life hasn't been the same since Mum took up taekwondo!

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

'Look, Daddy! - Fluffy begat!'

'Billy loved to play with his computer'

'I just can't say for certain. They all look the same in those uniforms. ...All I know it that he said he kicks field goals for a living.'