Cigarette Kicker Pillows

"I don't understand. I gave up smoking two years ago."

"Ninja bread men"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Champions league'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Professional football.

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Tom Mullica.

Cat boxer

Football

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

Life hasn't been the same since Mum took up taekwondo!

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

'I just can't say for certain. They all look the same in those uniforms. ...All I know it that he said he kicks field goals for a living.'

'Billy loved to play with his computer'

'I want a perfume that will overpower a man. I'm tired of karate!'

'Smoking is dangerous, you know.'

'I don't WANT to be flagpole sitting. It's the only place they let me smoke!'

The corner

Man lights cigarette from olympic torch.

Quit smoking campaign

Football

Quite by accident one football hater kicked the ball to the other football hater, who kicked it back again...

'That's the trouble with parks football - there's not much quality on the bench!'

"No thanks. I quit smoking 55 pounds ago."

'I can't afford em - Will you kill me?'

'Well you can never be sure, but my guess would be that they lost!'