Tire Kicker Pillows

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

"Ninja bread men"

Deflator mouse

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Champions league'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Professional football.

Cat boxer

Football

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

Life hasn't been the same since Mum took up taekwondo!

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

'Billy loved to play with his computer'

'I just can't say for certain. They all look the same in those uniforms. ...All I know it that he said he kicks field goals for a living.'

Driver to tire salesman: 'I drive on a lot of rough roads. How much to pave the tires?'

'I want a perfume that will overpower a man. I'm tired of karate!'

"I don't understand. I gave up smoking two years ago."

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

"Yeah, I've been in rehub."

'It must have been the fork in the road.'

"No thanks. I quit smoking 55 pounds ago."

'All your tires HAD plenty of air in them.'

"Enough with the wisecracks. Just send the truck."

Perry became painfully aware of just how dangerous bald tires can be.