Computer Kicker Pillows

'Billy loved to play with his computer'

"Ninja bread men"

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Champions league'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Professional football.

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

Cat boxer

Football

"Well, I'd say it should be fairly soon now!"

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

Life hasn't been the same since Mum took up taekwondo!

High Kick

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

'I just can't say for certain. They all look the same in those uniforms. ...All I know it that he said he kicks field goals for a living.'

'I want a perfume that will overpower a man. I'm tired of karate!'

"He cost a million pounds, they should've spent another tenner on a pair of glasses."

'He was pretending to be playing for Manchester United when he collapsed with exhaustion.'

The corner

'Heulluva Mark.'

Football

Quite by accident one football hater kicked the ball to the other football hater, who kicked it back again...

The God's football

"No thanks. I quit smoking 55 pounds ago."

'That's the trouble with parks football - there's not much quality on the bench!'

"Nobody likes a know-it-all"

'Well you can never be sure, but my guess would be that they lost!'