Kick Counter Pillows

"Well, I'd say it should be fairly soon now!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

Professional football.

Heart Health Levels

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

'I got one this small.'

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

Life hasn't been the same since Mum took up taekwondo!

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

'Watch out for the ole one, two, three, four!'

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

"You can't lend me the £100 I asked for, only £70? Don't worry, you can own me the rest."

SUPER SATURDAY!

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

'Billy loved to play with his computer'

"Well, if God had a facebook page think of how many 'likes' he'd have!"

'Of course I'm worried. I heard that the legs are the first things to go.'

"When I said you should take a walk every day I didn't just need to see me!"

'I want a perfume that will overpower a man. I'm tired of karate!'

Slob man says to fitness-fan wife: 'Couch potato is such an offensive term ... we prefer furniture-based leisure prioritisers.'

'Wait! I counted wrong. He's not over the limit.'

"The real torture is not being able to get my steps in."

"Don't you ever switch off from the 10,000 steps challenge Graham?"

"All you do is binge watch."