"Well, I'd say it should be fairly soon now!"
Kick Counter Prints
Decorate your space with inspiring kick counter-themed art prints. A perfect gift for dancers, martial artists, or fitness fans who love to track their progress in style.
"Approaching 10,000 steps."
March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'
Professional football.
"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."
Heart Health Levels
"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."
"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."
"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."
'I got one this small.'
Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!
'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'
The 39 Steps
"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."
'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'
Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist
I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."
Life hasn't been the same since Mum took up taekwondo!
'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'
'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'
'Watch out for the ole one, two, three, four!'
Could I go back and forth a few times first? I've almost got my steps in for today.
"You can't lend me the £100 I asked for, only £70? Don't worry, you can own me the rest."
SUPER SATURDAY!
"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"
'Billy loved to play with his computer'
"Well, if God had a facebook page think of how many 'likes' he'd have!"
'Of course I'm worried. I heard that the legs are the first things to go.'
"When I said you should take a walk every day I didn't just need to see me!"
'I want a perfume that will overpower a man. I'm tired of karate!'
Slob man says to fitness-fan wife: 'Couch potato is such an offensive term ... we prefer furniture-based leisure prioritisers.'
"All you do is binge watch."
"The real torture is not being able to get my steps in."
"Don't you ever switch off from the 10,000 steps challenge Graham?"
Kick Counter Prints Collection
Kick Counter Mugs
Explore our collection of kick counter-themed mugs for a caffeine boost that keeps you motivated and moving every day.
Kick Counter Pillows
Brighten up your home with kick-inspired decorative pillows, a fun way to keep your fitness motivation front and center.
Kick Counter T-Shirts
Discover our playful kick counter t-shirts, perfect for showing your love for fitness and tracking your progress with humor and style.