Leg Counter Pillows

'You'll be okay, buddy. Quick! How many legs am I holding up?'

'Of course I'm worried. I heard that the legs are the first things to go.'

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

An abacus swimming pool

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

Heart Health Levels

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

Entry level astronomer...

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

"Well, I'd say it should be fairly soon now!"

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

"You can't lend me the £100 I asked for, only £70? Don't worry, you can own me the rest."

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

"That was a good two weeks of watching America dominate the Olympics and not seeing anything else on TV."

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

"When I said you should take a walk every day I didn't just need to see me!"

Eighty, eighty five, ninety, ninety five and five makes a pound.

"The real torture is not being able to get my steps in."

"Don't you ever switch off from the 10,000 steps challenge Graham?"

'Just stay on this track in a counter-clock-wise direction for, oh, I'd say another two or three laps. Can't miss it.'