Step Counter Pillows

"My doctor wants me to walk a mile after every meal. But frankly, ten miles a day is killing me."

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Heart Health Levels

'All the trains are knackered today... so get walking you lazy gits!'

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

"When I said you should take a walk every day I didn't just need to see me!"

"Don't you ever switch off from the 10,000 steps challenge Graham?"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

Elevator is now equipped with stairclimber exercise machine.

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

"Darn - zero steps again."

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

"It's a smartwatch. I use it to count my step."

"The real torture is not being able to get my steps in."

"Only 200 steps? But I've been chasing a buck all day long!"

"It's an Apple watch I use it to count my step."

"All you do is binge watch."

"It was a fitting end. He slipped off her wrist and she stepped on him."

"Hi, I've reached my daily steps target, can you come and pick me up?"