Step Counter Wizard Pillows

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Counting part time employees is the new math.

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

I love maths.

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

Heart Health Levels

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"Well the GOOD news is that if we carry on like this there's a SMALL chance we'll be making a profit in less than 4587 years!"

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

'...and then you smile and say...all together now...'that's not deductible.'.'

"There's a lot of volatility in the market right now. It's a really exciting time to be in graphs."

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

Elevator is now equipped with stairclimber exercise machine.

The 39 Steps

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

Wait, you took how many steps?

Could I go back and forth a few times first? I've almost got my steps in for today.

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

"Darn - zero steps again."

'One loophole per taxpayer only'

'I think your son shows aptitude for become a pollster...'

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."