Step Counting Pillows

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"It's an Apple watch I use it to count my step."

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

Heart Health Levels

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

"Darn - zero steps again."

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

"When I said you should take a walk every day I didn't just need to see me!"

"It's a smartwatch. I use it to count my step."

"Hi, I've reached my daily steps target, can you come and pick me up?"

"All you do is binge watch."

"The real torture is not being able to get my steps in."

"Don't you ever switch off from the 10,000 steps challenge Graham?"

"My doctor wants me to walk a mile after every meal. But frankly, ten miles a day is killing me."

'All the trains are knackered today... so get walking you lazy gits!'

"Afraid this whole section's barren. But, I got my 10,000 steps in!"

"How many steps did you do today?"