Step Counting T-Shirts

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

No, I don't want to compare Fitbit numbers.

"It's an Apple watch I use it to count my step."

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

Heart Health Levels

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

The 39 Steps

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

Could I go back and forth a few times first? I've almost got my steps in for today.

"Darn - zero steps again."

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

"When I said you should take a walk every day I didn't just need to see me!"

"The real torture is not being able to get my steps in."

Ok, ok, if that's what you need to meet your daily goal, we can do 21 paces instead.

"Don't you ever switch off from the 10,000 steps challenge Graham?"

"All you do is binge watch."

"Hi, I've reached my daily steps target, can you come and pick me up?"