Step Counter Tracker T-Shirts

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

Heart Health Levels

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

The 39 Steps

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

"Aw, geez... I thought I took more hops than that today."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

Wait, you took how many steps?

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

"Darn - zero steps again."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

Could I go back and forth a few times first? I've almost got my steps in for today.

"When I said you should take a walk every day I didn't just need to see me!"

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

Dancing

'I wonder if they're gonna build me one when I die?'

"Don't you ever switch off from the 10,000 steps challenge Graham?"

"The real torture is not being able to get my steps in."

"All you do is binge watch."

Ok, ok, if that's what you need to meet your daily goal, we can do 21 paces instead.

"Hi, I've reached my daily steps target, can you come and pick me up?"

"It's an Apple watch I use it to count my step."