Step Counter Tracker Pillows

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

Heart Health Levels

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

"Aw, geez... I thought I took more hops than that today."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

"Darn - zero steps again."

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

Dancing

'I wonder if they're gonna build me one when I die?'

"When I said you should take a walk every day I didn't just need to see me!"

"Hi, I've reached my daily steps target, can you come and pick me up?"

"The real torture is not being able to get my steps in."

"Don't you ever switch off from the 10,000 steps challenge Graham?"

"All you do is binge watch."

"It's an Apple watch I use it to count my step."

"It's a smartwatch. I use it to count my step."