Step Counter Collector Pillows

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

Heart Health Levels

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

Blaise Pascal

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

'We think it's time we told you - you were early adopted.'

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

"Darn - zero steps again."

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

"Animal sacrifice isn't necessary, son. Just shake out a few dimes."

"When I said you should take a walk every day I didn't just need to see me!"

"Sundials! Hourglasses!"

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

"All you do is binge watch."

"The real torture is not being able to get my steps in."

"Don't you ever switch off from the 10,000 steps challenge Graham?"

"Only 200 steps? But I've been chasing a buck all day long!"

"Hi, I've reached my daily steps target, can you come and pick me up?"

"It's a smartwatch. I use it to count my step."