Step-counting Skeptic Pillows

Add a touch of wit to their home with a pillow that humorously dismisses step counters. Great for the sofa or bedroom, it’s a cozy reminder of their fun attitude.

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"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit." mockup

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

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"Approaching 10,000 steps."

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March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!" mockup

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

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"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps." mockup

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

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"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up." mockup

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

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"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps." mockup

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

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"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps." mockup

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

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"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in." mockup

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

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Heart Health Levels

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"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells." mockup

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

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"10,000 steps a day? I can do that." mockup

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

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"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!" mockup

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

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"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

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I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on." mockup

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

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'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...' mockup

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

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"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk." mockup

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

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'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!' mockup

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

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"Really should so some exercise. . . ." mockup

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

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"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!" mockup

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

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"Darn - zero steps again."

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"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps." mockup

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

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'That 'multiplication table' seems contrived to me!'

'That 'multiplication table' seems contrived to me!' mockup

'That 'multiplication table' seems contrived to me!'

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"Want to know how many steps we took?" mockup

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

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'Lincoln Standardized Test Center - formerly Lincoln High School'

'Lincoln Standardized Test Center - formerly Lincoln High School' mockup

'Lincoln Standardized Test Center - formerly Lincoln High School'

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"When I said you should take a walk every day I didn't just need to see me!"

"When I said you should take a walk every day I didn't just need to see me!" mockup

"When I said you should take a walk every day I didn't just need to see me!"

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"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day." mockup

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

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"I can give you a 93.4% assurance that there is less than a 65.6% possibility that this excercise will simply generate 34.8% more meaningless statistics."

"I can give you a 93.4% assurance that there is less than a 65.6% possibility that this excercise will simply generate 34.8% more meaningless statistics."

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