Step-counting Adventurers Pillows

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole all my steps."

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

Heart Health Levels

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

'Don't you have anything more recent? I've already read what you just confessed on your blog.'

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

Hidden away, deep in the woods, Bob enters a number in the wrong column. An isolated mistake.

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

"Darn - zero steps again."

"Want to know how many steps we took?"

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."