Step Counter With A Twist Pillows

"How many steps did you do today?"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

Heart Health Levels

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

"Darn - zero steps again."

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

"When I said you should take a walk every day I didn't just need to see me!"

"Very impressive. I see you majored in accounting and minored in creative writing."

"Hi, I've reached my daily steps target, can you come and pick me up?"

'Forty two carry four...' - 'Please get your calculator fixed.'

"The real torture is not being able to get my steps in."

"Don't you ever switch off from the 10,000 steps challenge Graham?"