Step Counter With A Twist T-Shirts

"How many steps did you do today?"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

Heart Health Levels

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

The 39 Steps

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

"Darn - zero steps again."

"We gave every employee the latest fitness tracker wristband. It helps them keep tabs on our 35-step-per-day limit."

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

Could I go back and forth a few times first? I've almost got my steps in for today.

"When I said you should take a walk every day I didn't just need to see me!"

"Very impressive. I see you majored in accounting and minored in creative writing."

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

'Forty two carry four...' - 'Please get your calculator fixed.'

"Hi, I've reached my daily steps target, can you come and pick me up?"

"That's Jack from accounting. He's a magic bean counter."