Like-counter Pillows

Counting Likes

Sisyphus Sawyer

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

Pollster

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

'I got one this small.'

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

Books. Harry Potter and the Huge Pile of Royalties.

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

Entry level astronomer...

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

"Well, I'd say it should be fairly soon now!"

The 39 Steps

"Maybe I'll just put these cookies back."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

SUPER SATURDAY!

I'm your ghost twitterer. It's a marketing vehicle for your radio show. You're stealing my identity because if you used your own, no one would follow your tweets! You've got 3,000 followers. They're living to read about your every movement. Beating on pause. Beating on pause.

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

'You need to go on a diet. Your spare tyres are getting spare tyres!'

'Enough with the eye of newt. Do you know how many calories there are in newt eyes?'

"Well, if God had a facebook page think of how many 'likes' he'd have!"

'Of course I'm worried. I heard that the legs are the first things to go.'

Census Infinity.

'We've given up sugar in tea,coffee and puddings.'

'Just stay on this track in a counter-clock-wise direction for, oh, I'd say another two or three laps. Can't miss it.'

"The real torture is not being able to get my steps in."

'Every time I go on a diet, some kind of physiological disturbance kicks in that sends me off on a feeding frenzy.'