Vote Counter Pillows

"The president decided, instead of delaying the election, he'd ensure its legitimacy by counting the votes himself."

SUPER SATURDAY!

Unanimous voting.

Pollster

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

'I know I was just here yesterday, but the courts ordered a recount.'

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."

Entry level astronomer...

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

Loch Ness Monster Submits Vote For 'Aye'

"Well, I'd say it should be fairly soon now!"

The Dali 'Bama.

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

Vote Here

"You can't lend me the £100 I asked for, only £70? Don't worry, you can own me the rest."

UN observer - 'The election was free and fair, but terribly unsophisticated - No spin, no vote recounts, no dirty tricks!'

"Just once I'd like to see us pass something on a voice vote."

'Of course I'm worried. I heard that the legs are the first things to go.'

"Voters, voters, voters..."

'Miss Cox, check the polls and see how well God's running.'

Eighty, eighty five, ninety, ninety five and five makes a pound.

"My opponent says ethics is the answer. Try feeding your family on ethics."

'Just stay on this track in a counter-clock-wise direction for, oh, I'd say another two or three laps. Can't miss it.'

The Walking Dread

"It's the election. It's still up in the air."

Runner's Deja Vu

Counting Likes

Balanced Ticket - Vote.

"Can you fetch all of these but leave these alone?"

'You'll be okay, buddy. Quick! How many legs am I holding up?'

Super Tuesday

"Of course I'm voting! Men and women died for my right to vote! It's my civic duty! My right as a tax-paying American! I shall not be denied! My vote is my voice! Unless there's bingo...I need to check my calendar."

Present count

"Euros? Sorry mate, this is a G7 pub."