Votes Counter Pillows

Pollster

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Unanimous voting.

'I know I was just here yesterday, but the courts ordered a recount.'

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

Fiji. London. Africa. Travel co. They say you can't take it with you --- but you can't go anywhere without it either.

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

Heart Health Levels

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

Entry level astronomer...

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

Loch Ness Monster Submits Vote For 'Aye'

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

"Well, I'd say it should be fairly soon now!"

UN observer - 'The election was free and fair, but terribly unsophisticated - No spin, no vote recounts, no dirty tricks!'

'How many zeroes in a billion again?'

Could I go back and forth a few times first? I've almost got my steps in for today.

I'm your ghost twitterer. It's a marketing vehicle for your radio show. You're stealing my identity because if you used your own, no one would follow your tweets! You've got 3,000 followers. They're living to read about your every movement. Beating on pause. Beating on pause.

"You can't lend me the £100 I asked for, only £70? Don't worry, you can own me the rest."

SUPER SATURDAY!

"Well, if God had a facebook page think of how many 'likes' he'd have!"

"When I said you should take a walk every day I didn't just need to see me!"

"Voters, voters, voters..."

"That was a good two weeks of watching America dominate the Olympics and not seeing anything else on TV."

'Miss Cox, check the polls and see how well God's running.'

Pickle

Eighty, eighty five, ninety, ninety five and five makes a pound.

"My opponent says ethics is the answer. Try feeding your family on ethics."

"The real torture is not being able to get my steps in."

"Don't you ever switch off from the 10,000 steps challenge Graham?"

"The president decided, instead of delaying the election, he'd ensure its legitimacy by counting the votes himself."

"My doctor wants me to walk a mile after every meal. But frankly, ten miles a day is killing me."

Counting Likes