Votes Counter Gifts

Pollster

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Unanimous voting.

'I know I was just here yesterday, but the courts ordered a recount.'

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

Heart Health Levels

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

Entry level astronomer...

Loch Ness Monster Submits Vote For 'Aye'

"Well, I'd say it should be fairly soon now!"

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

UN observer - 'The election was free and fair, but terribly unsophisticated - No spin, no vote recounts, no dirty tricks!'

'How many zeroes in a billion again?'

"You can't lend me the £100 I asked for, only £70? Don't worry, you can own me the rest."

SUPER SATURDAY!

"Well, if God had a facebook page think of how many 'likes' he'd have!"

'Miss Cox, check the polls and see how well God's running.'

"Voters, voters, voters..."

"That was a good two weeks of watching America dominate the Olympics and not seeing anything else on TV."

"When I said you should take a walk every day I didn't just need to see me!"

Eighty, eighty five, ninety, ninety five and five makes a pound.

"The real torture is not being able to get my steps in."

"My opponent says ethics is the answer. Try feeding your family on ethics."

"Don't you ever switch off from the 10,000 steps challenge Graham?"

"The president decided, instead of delaying the election, he'd ensure its legitimacy by counting the votes himself."

"My doctor wants me to walk a mile after every meal. But frankly, ten miles a day is killing me."

Counting Likes

'All the trains are knackered today... so get walking you lazy gits!'