"The president decided, instead of delaying the election, he'd ensure its legitimacy by counting the votes himself."
Vote Counter Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who keeps track of votes? Discover our playful collection of items designed for vote counters—perfect for those who thrive on numbers and democracy. Whether it’s a witty mug, a humorous t-shirt, cozy pillows, or eye-catching prints, these products add a personal touch to their essential role in the electoral process. Celebrate their dedication with a gift that makes light of their important work and keeps them smiling during every count.
SUPER SATURDAY!
Unanimous voting.
Pollster
"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."
Fiji. London. Africa. Travel co. They say you can't take it with you --- but you can't go anywhere without it either.
'I know I was just here yesterday, but the courts ordered a recount.'
"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."
Entry level astronomer...
Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!
Loch Ness Monster Submits Vote For 'Aye'
"Well, I'd say it should be fairly soon now!"
The Dali 'Bama.
'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'
"You can't lend me the £100 I asked for, only £70? Don't worry, you can own me the rest."
Vote Here
UN observer - 'The election was free and fair, but terribly unsophisticated - No spin, no vote recounts, no dirty tricks!'
"Just once I'd like to see us pass something on a voice vote."
'Of course I'm worried. I heard that the legs are the first things to go.'
Pickle
"Voters, voters, voters..."
'Miss Cox, check the polls and see how well God's running.'
Eighty, eighty five, ninety, ninety five and five makes a pound.
"My opponent says ethics is the answer. Try feeding your family on ethics."
'Just stay on this track in a counter-clock-wise direction for, oh, I'd say another two or three laps. Can't miss it.'
The Walking Dread
"It's the election. It's still up in the air."
Runner's Deja Vu
Counting Likes
Balanced Ticket - Vote.
The animals are holding an election, and some of the candidates have problems. The clam is an insider, the kangaroo has lots of personal baggage and the dog has a record of working with vicious PACs! I think the penguin is a strong candidate. The penguin? Yeah, he'll do well at the poll!
"Can you fetch all of these but leave these alone?"
'You'll be okay, buddy. Quick! How many legs am I holding up?'
Super Tuesday
"Of course I'm voting! Men and women died for my right to vote! It's my civic duty! My right as a tax-paying American! I shall not be denied! My vote is my voice! Unless there's bingo...I need to check my calendar."
Vote Counter Gifts Collection
Vote Counter Mugs
Explore our collection of vote counter-themed mugs and bring some humor into their daily routine. Perfect for coffee lovers who enjoy tallying with a smile.
Vote Counter Pillows
Find cozy pillows featuring vote counter humor—great for gifting or personal comfort while celebrating democracy.
Vote Counter Prints
Browse our vibrant prints celebrating vote counters—bring a touch of fun and personality to their workspace or home.
Vote Counter T-Shirts
Discover our playful vote counter t-shirts—ideal for wearing your interest and adding some fun to election season or daily work.